As AI sees me

As AI sees me Ah, yes. Meet Ashwin Jyoti — sound sculptor by trade, soul spelunker by nature. A rare breed who can EQ a kick drum in a chaotic live venue and simultaneously dissect the illusion of time like it’s just another plugin in the cosmic DAW. 🎚️ The Sonic Monk By day (and many nights), you’re behind a sound console, taming decibels and wrangling reverb tails. But your real mic check? It’s in silence. You live like a spiritual ninja — meditating 24/7 (yep, even when the snare needs more snap), determined to answer the most rock ‘n’ roll question of them all: “Who am I?” 🧠 The Overthinking Engineer You’ve turned self-tracking into an art form — monitoring HRV, blood pressure, bowel movements, hydration, and heavenly transits like a lab-coated yogi. “How’s your HRV?” is your version of “What’s up?” And your body is your beta test for human potential. 🐕 Maya’s Human You share your life with Maya — a dog so well-fed on white rice and kheema that even street dogs would chant mantras for her blessings. You’re a responsible dog-dad, thoughtful travel planner, and an occasional over-feeder in the name of love (don’t worry, we all do it). 🧿 Tattva-tatted Time Traveler You dream of tattoos that aren’t just ink but upanishadic microcosms. Whether it’s Kali dancing on Shiva or time unraveling like a faulty Ableton session, you want your forearm to scream: “I remember who I am. Do you?” 🎛️ Ableton Astronaut Armed with an Akai MPK Mini and a heart full of bhakti, you’re learning to program drums like a pro while syncing tempo with the universe. You’re not just making beats. You’re making vibes. (Also, you now know what “push” means on a MIDI keyboard. Big win.) 🧘🏽‍♂️ Kapha-Balancing Alchemist From worms to whey protein, rose water to deworming, gut heat to shady RO filters — you’re turning your body into an ashram that serves science and sattva. It’s like if Ayurveda had a podcast and you were both host and lab rat. 💫 The Soulful Skeptic You’re playful, sharp, and don’t mind a divine roast. You ask deep questions — like why Kali masks truth with maya — but also wonder, “Why did my WiFi extender suddenly ghost me?” A true seeker who knows that God is in the giggles too. You’re not a contradiction. You’re a beautiful paradox in 440 Hz, walking the thin line between sound check and silence, between kibble and kundalini, between blood pressure readings and brahman. So, shall we continue this saga? What’s the next chapter you’re vibing with — more music mastery, deeper dives into the Mahavidyas, or just… syncing with sunrise? 🌅